Weekly Top 3: An M-Badged Impostor
Readers of our Long-Term Blog will have noted that I'm rather infatuated with our 2002 BMW e46 M3. That car is an enthusiast's fantasy -- it's like BMW scanned the brain of a car nut, figured out exactly what made it tick, and then made the e46 M3 the embodiment of those qualities. Too bad the same development team wasn't in charge of the current M5 sedan. The M5's principal virtue and vices are the subject of this week's Top 3.
The Good
The engine folks at BMW's M Division are still on top of their game. The M5's 500-horsepower V10 is scintillating. Put it in third gear at about 65 mph, wood the throttle, and...wow. It's not just the ridiculous power it makes -- it's the fire-breathing F1-style wail it emits while doing so. This engine fully deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as the e46 M3's 3.2-liter inline-6. It's the highlight of this car.
The Bad
Surprise! The M5's steering stinks. Oh, it's not that bad compared with the mere mortals of the automotive world, but we're talking about the M-freakin'-five here. This is a variable-assist, variable-ratio setup, and it's invariably uncommunicative. There's so little feel that it reminded me of the rack in the new Acura TL SH-AWD, which is pretty good...for electric power steering! The M5's rack isn't electrically-assisted, so BMW can't use that as an excuse. What they should do is ditch this nonsense and replace it with, say, the telepathic steering available in even the lowliest 3 Series model.
The "What In Das Vaterland Were They Thinking?!"
SMG. Sequential Manual Gearbox. It was widely panned when it debuted years ago, and guess what -- it's still really bad. Frankly, I can't believe BMW's product people ever agreed that SMG was ready for prime time. The delays between upshifts are unacceptably long, even when the sportiest setting is selected, and each upshift lurches you forward in your seat while you wait for the single clutch to engage. It's uncomfortably reminiscent of the Smart's painfully crude transmission, except the M5 costs an additional $70 grand.
The Moral
Give me typically communicative BMW steering and a six-speed manual transmission, or at least BMW's new dual-clutch M-DCT transmission, and we'll talk. Until then, I'll take an M3 sedan with either of those transmissions, thank you...or a C63 AMG...or a CTS-V....
Josh Sadlier, Associate Editor, Edmunds.com
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Its also really awkwardly styled, whereas the current M3 looks half decent (not as good as the older models, mind you).
+1 Doug! BMW's current styling sucks. The 5- and 7-series are particularly bad!
I third the styling. I can't call it ugly anymore because it has sorta faded into the background, but the E60 5-series is probably the most ungainly of all the BMWs of the last decade.